Holy Movement, Batman!

Okay, you have to check this screenshot out for yourself or there's no way you'll believe me. Today was intense! Nonfarm Payrolls and Unemployment Rate at the 5:30 am hustle, and Nonfarm Payrolls came in WAY worse than expected, leading to an immediate, precipitous drop in the futures market. Fortunately, I capitalized on it and made a killing (paper trading).

I made over 5 points today in a total of 10 minutes. Here's the proof:

I was going to stop after I made an initial profit, but seeing that there was still a lot of momentum left, used my MMT skills and drop kicked another 4 points or so on its trash. Hi-yah baby! Pow! Splat! All I know is that in all the amazing volatility and carnage I came out on top with a substantial gain. Like Bruce Lee. Or Batman. Or Chuck Norris even. After starting my morning like this I feel like a superhero for sure. I don't know, maybe not. Maybe I'm just a regular guy putting into use some simple trading skills that I was lucky enough to learn from some other expert traders. I don't know... You be the judge.

Am I a hero?...

Haha. Doesn't matter. Either way, I'm happy.